You know you take hot showers when.....

your smoke alarm goes off every time you take a shower!

The damn thing is possessed. I take showers before I go to bed, which here lately has been late at night. Every time I am good and soaped up, the smoke alarm goes off. Apparently, it sees the steam from the shower as a threat to the house. It continues to go off for the rest of my shower, which I have to cut short because I do not want to wake up the rest of the family.

I hate that damn smoke alarm!